Meal Mishaps

I think I should start a different blog carnival. I think I should call this one meal mishaps. Because at least once a week, sometimes even more often, I try to make a meal, but something goes horribly (sometimes, anyway) wrong. The latest: I tried to make these pizza pockets on Sunday. Does this look like pizza pockets?

It doesn't? Well, I guess that's because it's not pizza pockets, just pizza. You see, sometimes I don't read ingredients well enough and get the wrong thing. This one called for pie crusts, not pizza crust. Oh well, the boys still ate it, at least a little. Xander preferred to have applesauce.
What have you messed up (or gotten right) in the kitchen recently?